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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 12:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Steelers quickly settle any Aaron Rodgers jersey number mystery after signing - New York Post

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Still no good.

Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why are white women so hard to date?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What should you do if a police officer comes to your house and asks for someone who doesn't live there anymore?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Speech by Governor Kugler on the economic outlook and monetary policy - Federal Reserve Board (.gov)

Next, they tried...

No way

Unacceptable again!

What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?

share office space ...

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

What makes cars from companies like Dacia or BYD appealing compared to Tesla, especially in Europe?

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Microsoft’s Bad News—500 Million Windows Users Must Now Decide - Forbes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Japanese Scientists Develop Artificial Blood Compatible With All Blood Types - Tokyo Weekender

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?